Turnips.

What will I be watching tonight? "How to Get the Guy" on ABC. Why? I mean, clearly I've accomplished it...

Because, friends, I see that Teresa Strasser will be hosting. She used to be the host of TLC's "While You Were Out." They ousted her for this cheesy young guy who looks like he should be on Blue's Clues. I was pissed. And she's back! I love this girl! (Girl Crush Alert!)

Thank you all for indulging me.